SkeksisLovers

*SKEKSO walks in the corridor with a towel and a brush on his shoulder* *SKEKVAR stares at a falling piece of wall* SKEKVAR: Will it fall, or will it not? The suspense is killing me. SKEKSO: General, I have to ask you a favor. SKEKVAR: Tell me, your Majesty. SKEKSO: I was gonna ask anyway, but okay. I need to go have a bath, and I was wondering if you could guard the door to stop anyone from entering while I'm in the bathtub. SKEKVAR: Sure, Emperor. SKEKSO: Good. I won't get leave the bathroom for a few hours. SKEKVAR: I will not move a single inch away from the door. Enjoy your bath, Emperor! - *SKEKSO enters the bathroom and starts removing his numerous robes* SKEKSO: It takes an hour only to undress... *SKEKVAR stays in guard in front of the door* SKEKVAR: Guuuuuuarding. *SKEKSO puts the bottles of shampoo and shower gel on the bathtub's border in perfect order; opens the water* SKEKVAR: *still waiting, starts humming* *SKEKSO gets in the bathtub* SKEKSO: